Showing posts with label san diego. Show all posts
Showing posts with label san diego. Show all posts

There and back again

There, that is my Hobbit reference for this post. Sadly, I didn't find any evil ring to go along with it but I had interesting adventures, nonetheless.

San Diego is definitely one of the cooler cities in the US, made more so by good friends who live in it :o)  From this trip I've learned that:

  • Their zoo is way better than ours. There is a travellator! And pandas! And kiwis! And a cable car! Sadly, no Ron Burgundy. 
  • The weather rocks. As does the Mexican food and oddly enough, the sushi in Seau's.
  • Sitting in front of a Japanese snack shack in the park could result in inadvertently selling bowls of teriyaki chicken to passers-by. 
  • I can actually drink red wine in the house, outside or anywhere I damn well like it. Anytime I like it.
  • Tokyo Iced Teas are dangerous, no matter how high your alcohol tolerance level is. You'll end up stumbling home like drunken sailors.
  • No matter where you are, McDonald's has the best cures for hangovers.
  • I really am Filipino.
  • I am not a mail order bride. Damn Yu! 
  • The best spot to see the city skyline is from the bay, in a boat.
We also took a side trip to Vegas and the Hoover Dam and therein lies more learning points:
  • If you are a woman in Vegas, the dress code is always: party slut-ish. The shorter and tighter, the higher the heels, the better. Sadly, I failed in that aspect having no short, tight dress or heels despite being hobbit-ish.
  • If you are cute, it doesn't matter whose fake ID you use. Even if it is the same as the person standing next to you.
  • Sex sells. Even if you are lighted balls that swim in a pond, set to music and interesting lighting. People will watch and wonder, what the heck was I thinking. 
  • At any given time, something has to cum. This I learnt at breakfast when I stupidly stirred my coke float. The ensuing mess was not looked upon kindly.
  • The damn Dam, as we like to call it is massive and awesome. Plus you can fry an egg on the top of it too.
  • Drunken-ness is a state of normalcy.  We were headed to the pool at around 5pm where a guy was being escorted away on a wheel chair with a plastic baggie around his ears. Noice. 
  • The pool is really a pick-up joint, not a place for excercising.
  • Chupakabras are one of my new favourite drinks. Puts a fire in the belly.
Clock-wise from top: Mel & I, Tokyo Iced Ts,  the  damn  Dam, everyone at Lei Lounge, chupacabras and the three amigos at SeaWorld.
That said, I would definitely make a return trip in future! I still have to get INTO freaking Comic Con to live out my geekish aspirations even if I have to get that freaking Princess Leia costume. All in a trip's work, I say.

Older Posts Home
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

My photo
Ever prodded a sleeping dragon, only to have it whip up and bite you in the ass? Well, neither have I. But I advocate that you should try everything...once ;P

Followers

Total Pageviews

Blog Archive

Search This Blog