Ant's vingettes of fun

Today's post is a compilation of limericks from my good friend, who has weird methods of cheering a girl up. Thanks, Antsy Pants and chin up!

There was a young man from Bombay
who made a false fanny from clay
but the heat from his dick
turned the pussy to a brick
and wore all his foreskin away


There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill 


The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!


posted under , |


Newer Post Older Post Home
Powered by Blogger.

About Me

My photo
Ever prodded a sleeping dragon, only to have it whip up and bite you in the ass? Well, neither have I. But I advocate that you should try everything...once ;P


Total Pageviews

Blog Archive

Search This Blog