Today's post is a compilation of limericks from my good friend, who has weird methods of cheering a girl up. Thanks, Antsy Pants and chin up!


There was a young man from Bombay
who made a false fanny from clay
but the heat from his dick
turned the pussy to a brick
and wore all his foreskin away


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There was a young man named bill,
who swallowed a dynamite pill,
his heart retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill